what’s happening…

Nothing really. I tell you what just happened though…

I got rid of the sticky for my introductory post.

I figured i’d get into the ‘spirit‘ of blogging, and just let my thoughts flow.

you’ll need to start at the beginning if you want to know what has happened. When you do this, you may begin to understand what i am talking about at the moment.

So hear goes…

You all are really lucky getting in on the ground floor so to speak. The way i see it, those who show up late will have a lot more crap to read to catch up.  Tough luck – we’ll be laughing!

My daughter, the planner not the dreamer, was home from college during the winter/Christmas break and she wanted me to take this test. The guy who invented it thinks that there are different types of people. I’d have to agree. Funny though, as we are dividing ourselves into little subgroups, the Hindus are trying to get rid of their caste system. Why do you think that is?

Anyway, i took this test and it really has gone to my head. You see, my test results placed me in a rather unique position. Supposedly i’m some sort of mastermind – mind you, i don’t think anybody is perfect, but i’ve read over the description and it fits me to a tee. The guy lists a bunch of people he thinks were/are masterminds, but i’m not sure he knows what he is talking about.

Buddha, Jesus, Mohammad, Mohatma Ghandi, and Martin Luther King are not on that list. What’s up with that? While ach one of them discovered the power of peace, the first three knew the power of truth.  I wish i knew what those guys k now. I’d just as well know it before i kick the bucket though. After the bucket gets kicked, we should all know what they know.

A few funny thought’s just popped in my head:
As you read this post, you are hearing my thoughts in the order that they come to me…
But when you join the blog, the posts are in reverse order. Why is that?

I just read that Stephen Hawking and a bunch of other eggheads are afraid the aliens are coming to get us. A lot more people think the Moslems are coming to get us.  I think that they all just feel guilty because they feel guilty about what western civilization has been doing for quite some time. A restless bunch of people if i ever did see one. I’m not worried about the aliens or the Moslems. If you understand one, you can have happy dreams about the other.  My dreams are my reality (and it is all funny – maybe because of who i am. Can you be me?). If they understand each other, they will indeed “come in peace”. If we all attempt to understand each other, it just may increase the peace, and that just may make a few of us come. If we just knuckle down, buckle down, and do it, do it, do it.

I forgot to mention that my ‘alter-ego’ has started a twitter account.  As soon as i figure out how to use the thing, i’ll start posting a few of our thoughts…
in bite size portions.  We hope you enjoy whatever it is that we twitter about.
You’ll have to find me yourself though, at the moment i don’t remember exactly  what the account name is. I’m sure it’ll come to me eventually, and i’ll remember to post it hear and their. Until then, try this.

The doGs

Remind me to tell you about the doGs we have.  I can’t tell you more at the moment, the older doG, that’s the male, won’t leave the younger doG, that’s the bitch, alone.

The bitch will take it only so much and then she snaps back. So far she hasn’t hurt the other doG. The wife fears that one will get hurt, while i believe that they are just getting to know each other, and maybe even playing a bit.

I’ll keep you updated as to how things go with these two doGs.

A friend of mine says the bitch acts just like an African mother. I don’t have an African mother, so i just agreed. Actually, my friends mother is Jamaican, but her ancestors come from Africa (if you think about it, ours did too).
My Friend is Jamaican, but trying for his American citizenship. He’s a great guy, who has given me much. I hope he gets his citizenship, he’s already an asset to the country.

Why believe a word of it…

Actually, i think i’ve already told you that i don’t care whether or not you believe a word i type. In the end, it’s all up to you to believe what i’m tellin’ you.

Hopefully, we can still be friends…

Whatever it is you believe.

How long…

You may be wondering how long this blog will keep going. I’ll tell you how long.
The fact is i’ve reached the finish line before my time came up. Now i have nothing better to do with my time. So this blog will probably keep going ’til the day i die. I keep wondering if the world will come to an end on that day, but i can’t be sure. Nobody can be sure of that.

Now don’t you worry about me. I’m not curled up in some corner waiting for the inevitable. I’m goin’ on with my daily life as usual (don’t want to alarm all the other beings around me), which means i only have a certain amount of time to post here, and there.

So be patient, and remember…
If you don’t see any more posts,
I’ve probable kicked the bucket.
Are you still out there?

What’s my excuse…

Hey, i’m stoned and have nothing better to do with my time. Why are you reading this crap? Are you stoned too?

While you’re here, i hope you enjoy yourself. I’ll give you some excuses for you to tell anybody who finds out.

Tell ‘em i’m some sort of natural mystic, and you were interested in my info:
Tell ‘em i made some outlandish statements and you wanted to find out what they meant;
Tell ‘em it takes time to understand this crap, but i wasn’t charging anything, and you had some time on your hands;
Tell ‘em i made some crazy promises that if we all understand the world would be a better place;
Tell ‘em that i said if only you understand, they you could be Immaculately Stoned also;
Tell ‘em i said nobody even needs any drug to get there,
But there’s no problem with smokin’ a joint now and then.

Make sure they know that we aren’t trying to change reality,
just understand it a bit better.

While you are waiting…

I’ll give you guys the answer to the riddle from my other blog.

Karl Marx was the asshole who caused all the deaths,
Will is my buddy who hasn’t harmed a soul.

Karl’s ideas were spread, and you know what happened next,
Will‘s had some problems with the law, but they are stupid laws since he wasn’t hurting anybody at the time.
Will is learning to stay out of the man’s way,
hopefully the day will come, when the man will just do his job…
and let us peaceful folk go about our busy day.

Now that I’ve told you who these guys are,
can you tell me how this happened? (I know why)

BTW, my daughter told me the 1st guy was George Bush, because he has been known to use drugs, and he was the leader of the drug war for 8 years.  She is only partially correct, it’s not just George, it is any politician who has ever smoked a joint, did a line, had a martini, or drank a beer.
Just like Karl, these jerks don’t have a clue.

The original quote was, “religion is the opium of the masses”; I merely rephrased it a bit, but it is the same thing…

There is no difference whether a being is…
stoned immaculate,
or,
Immaculately Stoned.

Either way, that being, for that moment, is joyful.

But to have a joy everlasting,
you must look into yourself, and see the reflection.
When that reflection, is a mirror image of reality, you will know the truth,
and then you too will have that joy everlasting,
and you will be compelled to share it freely,
never pushing, but gently pulling,
protecting those less free,
and defending all who seek,
against those who would do freedom harm.

What matters is what that being does,
while that being walks the face of this earth;

and it starts when that being tries to understand,
but to understand is not to know.
You must know and understand, to become truly free,
when you are free, you have no fear in submitting.

When you have truly done this, you too will have a joy everlasting.

i’m the guy who’s compelled to tell you this, and nothing more.
To be honest with you, it’s a bit of a heavy load – but i don’t mind it a bit.

My Spirit Guide

So anyway, as i was saying, i’m gonna’ tell you the truth in this blog. Some people think you need to swear on some book to tell the truth, other people think you need to rely on some sort of spirit guide to help you tell the truth.

This all may be true, but if it is, let me pick the book;
and i’ll call my spirit guide “last hamlet“. Actually, last hamlet was a friend of mine. we partied in Amsterdam a few times, but never got to see each other on this side of the pond. A shame really, he was a great guy.

Interesting enough, he had the same 1st name that i have…
Danny.

It’s no Lie…

Once again, what i’m about to tell you isn’t a lie. i’m just using a little poetic license to make the whole thing a bit more interesting.

Don’t think for a moment that i’m just some stoner, tellin’ ya’ a stoner story. Even if i am, and it is.

What do you have to say to that?

Hello world!

What’s up people?  This is my second attempt at a blog, we’ll have to see how it goes. I tried using ‘stoned immaculate’ but somebody beat me to the punchline, so i’ll just be Immaculately Stoned to you all. That is, if you don’t mind.

Anyway, at this other blog i was trying to tell everybody the truth but it doesn’t appear many people want to listen. For this blog, i’ll be trying a different tact, but i’ll still be telling the truth.

This blog will be about a moment in time, in Amsterdam. Everything i type will be based on a true event and these events will be populated by the real people in my life. With any luck, you may also find a few truisms scattered about as well.

I hope you will believe what i type, but I’m not sure if my message got through at the other blog. Last i checked there were only 12 visitors at the place.
I’ve also sent a link to my kid’s church, and to the church i joined in my youth, but they didn’t seem to be interested. Hell, i even thought of contacting the church of scientology, but those joker’s are just out for money.

So anyway, it appears that few believe me when i tell it like it is,
so this is my attempt to tell you how it is, but using my favorite city as a backdrop.
It just dawned on me, it just might help you to see things my way if you’d just try and put yourselves in my shoes.

If at any time you don’t believe what you read, please feel free to leave a comment. We’ll discuss it a bit, and hopefully come to an agreement.

If we can do this, all is well. If we can’t…
actually, it really doesn’t matter one way or the other.
Life goes on, and then we die.
I’m just waiting for that time to arrive, what about you?

BTW, if you take the time to understand the crap i type here…
you just might understand the crap i type here…
if you begin to understand the crap i type here…
you are well on your way to understanding the crap i type…
there.