My Video, and The Contest…

i’m creating a video fo a contest i’m entering. The video can only last a brief moment, so i had to say a lot in a short time. Some people may find the video confusing, but it’s not incomprehensible bollocks. I’m sure even a drug addled simpleton can understand after i explain it all hear:

Hi, I’m Dan McFarling, I’m 51 years old, and live near Hazleton, PA. I work in facilities maintenance, you might even say that I’m a jack of all trades. One of my current projects at my paying job, is relamping the facility so everybody can see a bit more clearly. This is my video resume, I hope you like what you hear – and just maybe, my words will help you see more clearly too. I believe that a traditional talk show, needs a wild card in the dealers chair. If you’d like to see & hear this, then I’m your man.

I was just in Chicago the other day, and had my first taste of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza;
Wow, that stuff was great!

Hopefully, I can entice you into trying your first taste of my Deep Thinking. Hear is just a bit of what is on my mind, at the moment:

While rafts float effortlessly in the river of Reality[this is a reference to Buddhism];
It is the pillars that supports the TRUTH [this is a reference to Islam];
And yet, the fact of the matter is this:

I’m Dan the Man and I’m hear to tell you that -
Truth is Reality;
You may believe that a doG is the Reason [a phrase you may have heard, slightly modified];
But what I really think is that doGz have Reasons [this phrase is modified].

Now that may sound like Deep doodoo to you,
but if you do understand those words, you may understand everything else I say,
and if you do not understand those words,
you haven’t discovered enough of the world, why not let me be your guide.

The Truth is, I’m actually a really Sharp [i work for Sharp Corporation] Cracker [i'm one of only 3 who worked for Keebler in the same building],
And the Reality is, i was just an elf [i used to work for Keebler Corp, the elf is their mascot] at an earlier time in my life.

There are many elves [i have a 'Grumpy' muscle shirt] in this world, but only one reality.
My true friends know exactly what kind of elf I was [as i mentioned, a Keebler elf],
You will need to do your research to discover who I am at the moment [i actually go by many names, if you think about it - we all do].

I Hope that my words have made you curious, and that you’ll want to seek out more.
I have Faith that what I tell you is true, because I know the Reality of which I speak.

So, I’m ready to talk to anybody, and listen to what they have to say,
Once I hear what you have said, then we can begin the conversation…

Once the conversation starts, we’ll see where it goes.
I’m willing to talk to anybody, and my friends are always willing to talk to me,
Some of these friends are my 3 wise men, the Liberian, the Jamaican, and the African-American [i work with the Liberian & African-American, the Jamaican works with my wife - taking care of the less fortunate beings in this life].
But I also have 3 stooges [my cousins] in my life, and honestly, I really have learned from them too.
The Truth of the matter is, I’ve learned from everybody, and I’m still learning. Have you stopped learning?

When our conversation really gets going, I just might bring some friends along for the discussion. This is how we all come together to talk about whatever it is you want to talk about.

I’ll just be the conduit, for getting at the reality, that in actuality, is the Truth.

So, please vote for my video and we can start the conversation.

I must close for now, but will Thank you for your time and consideration,

My closing wish for you is that all be well with you and your Loved ones.

Know that we are doing just fine at the moment.

Oh, and if any of this is confusing to you,
just hunt me down,
and I’ll give you all the answers.

FOXNews.com – The Washington Disconnect Is a Disgrace

I’m not sure who is disconnected, the politicians or the people.

Sure the politicians are the easy culprit, they’ve got their own agenda’s that they’ve been handed by their handlers. These handlers are the ones with all the money. Both the Republicrats and the Demopublicans have their handlers, their money men. Meanwhile the rest of us are being fed whatever the media’s handlers want us to hear. The media’s handlers are also the ones with the money.

Do you see a pattern hear my friends? Was this a plan that came together in the minds of all these handlers, or have i just unfolded this plan before your eyes? It really doesn’t matter what you think just happened – the fact is, it’s happening at the moment, and it will continue happening until we decide to do something different.

What i would strongly suggest is that you contemplate voting Libertarian this time around. Why, you ask? Those guys don’t have a chance in hell you might answer. And you would probably be correct (hey, i can’t predict the future – and neither can you!).

The fact is, there is a large portion of our population that do not vote. Some think they are Demopublicans, some think they are Republicrats, still others I don’t have a clue what they think. What they do have in common is the knowledge that life goes on, regardless who is running the show.  This is exactly the Libertarian position.

Life goes on for us all, and we all get just what we deserve in this life.
We just want help each other make through another day;
and  to make sure that those who may lie, cheat, or steal really do get what they deserve during this life. Sounds fairly simple, and it is the Libertarian position.

Unlike the Demopublicans and Republicrats, Libertarians promise to give you nothing, while they hope to take as little of yours as possible. That should be a position that we all can appreciate.

Besides this, the Libertarian position is extremely efficient. Since the Libertarians promise you nothing, they can’t be bought;
Since they can’t be bought – you don’t have to give them any money;
Since you don’t have to give them any money, you can use this money to make the world a better place – in just the way you think it will work.

If you don’t have enough money to do this yourself, the Libertarians will not stop you from pooling your resources with other like minded individuals. And you all can try to make the world a better place. The Government can then concentrate on defending our borders, and administering a fair system of justice – for those people who can’t stop from lieing, cheating, or stealing.

Voting Libertarian says all of this and more. But the  fact remains that the Demopublicans and Republicrats will still run the show for a while – but they will be scared shitless if enough people register and vote Libertarian.

We will then see who is disconnected from whom. And in the end…

life will go on, regardless of how any of us cast our next vote. I’ve been casting Libertarian votes from the beginning, and my life has gone on just fine – how about yours? If your life hasn’t gone as you’ve planned, are you actually going to blame the libertarians?  I don’t mind if you blame the demopublicans or the republicrats. But the Truth is, it’s your own fault.

I’m Back…

I have returned from visiting the Father. More details to come.
I will let you know this though, my Father told me of Destiny, and Her Child. And i was able to spend time with one of the “Three Stooges“.

More to come, but i’ve got my work to do at the moment. Be patient, our work continues without effort…

Hear i am, again.
I learned a lot while at my Father’s place, and now, hopefully, i will try and tell you what happened.
As you should already know, i don’t know what will happen next – nobody does!
I’m just guessing, based on what i already know – and that is what we all do. Now admittedly, the Father has said (and i quote!), that i indeed, “know everything”, and that is the TRUTH.
But “Design” has said that “I think i know everything“, and that is the Reality. Do you know what the difference is? I certainly do.

Anyway, on our journey to the Father’s place, we stopped in Chicago. We managed to walk along the shore, and met a couple of guys. These guys have been best of friends for quite some time, and evidently enjoyed each others company. We enjoyed their company too. They helped us find some Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, and this Deep Thinker thanked them for it.

The Father didn’t want us to bring our doGz, he didn’t want them in his house. He does believe that God is with him though.
Anyway, we didn’t bring the Boxer, he is a bit rambunctious. We brought the Lady, even though she’s a bitch – she was almost a perfect angel on this trip. We ended up staying in an interesting community. At the local University, the Parson went out of business, and the Guru took over. The Guru‘s crew has done a decent job with the place – even though the Guru is dead.  The only complaint i would have, is that they’ve erected a “Tower of Invincibility” dedicated to the Guru’s Truth, but the Guru wasn’t invincible, since he is dead.
How is your Guru doin’? Some of my Guru’s are dead, and the rest of my Guru’s are alive.
I try and learn from all of them, each and every moment. Do you?

While visiting the Father, we discussed old times, topics of the day, and the Father was worried about his future.
I told him that in Reality, there is nothing to worry about. The future will happen – and that is the God’s honest Truth.

We got together with my other relatives that live close to my Father. We had wonderful moments together. We even celibrated my Father’s birthday, even though the day wasn’t his day of Birth. Ultimately though, does it really matter when or where any of us was born?
The fact of the matter is, we are all hear at the moment.

On our last evening, we visited “Curly”. “Curly” is one of my cousins – they are the 3 Stooges in my life. Many years ago, i lived with the 3 Stooges, their Father, and Mother. Their Father has passed away now, but their Mother is still with us. She is a deeply religious woman, who spends much of her moments with others who believe as she does.

Because their Father has died, and the fact that their home needs much work, their Mother needs assistance. “Curly” is close to his Mother, and his helping as best as he can. “Curly” told us (and “Love” will confirm this), that the other Stooges are balking at helping. They think they have to Tithe to some Church, before they should help their Mother.
I wonder if they would think the same way, if their Mother,
was a Father, a Son, or just some Ghost? What do you think?

I asked my 3 wise men, and hear is what they had to say:

The African-American said that he would help his mother first,
and that his church would also want to help his mother;
The Jamaican thought for a moment and said, we should help our mothers first,
Because without a Mother, there would be no Us;
The Liberian said that we must help our Mothers first,
Your Mother is the one who fed you, and wiped your ass!
The Truth of the Reality is that it is your Mother who’s got your back,
Your Father is actually just one of the guys!

I asked the “most educated” man i know, and he also said that we must help our Parents first – he learned everything he knows from the person who taught him well – his FATHER. And His Father used the Koran to teach him. He did not use somebody’s bible – compiled by some committee that i don’t even know.

Shit Happens!

Of course Shit Happens. We all know this. The fact is, not everybody can leave the shit alone when it happens. Why is this so?

Because most people haven’t learned their lessons about shit. I hope to clarify shit for you right hear. If i don’t clear up this shit for you, you can always say that God causes the shit to happen. Remember though, God doesn’t shit, he just makes it happen.

Where do we start when we talk about shit happening. If we try to start at the beginning, some crazy guy will ask what happened before then.
When that happens, look the crazy guy in the eye, and tell him you don’t know what happened first – it must have been God.
If the crazy guy tells you that you are wrong, tell the crazy guy that if it wasn’t [';/`-=] – it must have been the crazy guy who took the first shit.

Now that we have agreed that shit really happens, what comes next? Obviously, more shit happens next. As shit keeps happening, eventually we end up with a big pile of shit.

Hopefully you can see clearly that once shit happens, it is a natural process – shit causes more shit to happen, and it just keeps on happening.  If you can understand this simple little explanation, then you now understand where the shit came from.

Now that you (hopefully) understand where shit came from, and how that shit manages to keep piling up – i suppose your next question would be, What do we do with all this shit?

BTW, just as shit happens sequentially, so does the TRUTH. They both happen – one step at a time. When this is shit, it just piles up;
But  when it is the truth, the only thing that piles up are the memories.

Personally, i don’t care what you do with all your shit.  In an ideal world, you wouldn’t care what i do with my shit either. Unfortunately, you think we don’t live in an ideal world. More than likely, you’ve got some sort of problem with my shit. If that is true, it is probably because you don’t understand the TRUTH.
Try my Tweets for a little TRUTH,
You’re at this blog for the unvarnished TRUTH,
You can visit my other blog for the deeper TRUTH,

or just crawl on over to the coffeeshop where we can get at the TRUTH together.
The shit can wait, can’t it?

You don’t understand the TRUTH, because your memories just get piled in your mind, like your shit gets piled in your life.
If you remember your memories in the proper order, you will understand TRUTH;
When you understand TRUTH, you will know what to do with your pile of shit.
When we all understand TRUTH, we will know what to do with much of the shit that has piled up;
and the shit we don’t understand, we’ll just leave up to [;'/`].

The worst thing you can do with shit though, is to let somebody else take care of it. How can you be sure some shithead will do what you expect?

I’ll tell you this – i’ve voted in every election since i was 18, and i have never voted in an election for a shithead that won that election (i have voted for a politician that now presides though) .
Probably because i don’t vote for shitheads, i vote for  a principle. That principle is Freedom.

Free to do whatever shit i want to do,
Responsible for any worries i may have about shit,
And being responsible for all the shit that i may cause to happen.

Paradise, the Garden of Eden, & Heaven

You know what? The way these blogs operate you end up getting the story in reverse order.  If you have just joined the blog you will now find out about Paradise, The Garden of Eden, & Heaven. If you have been following the blog for a bit longer, you should have been anticipating this entry.  Sometimes anticipation can be a good thing, sometimes not.

Nevertheless, whatever the case, we have returned…

So, what can i tell you about these places?
I can tell you that Love and i were in Paradise just a moment ago. We were in the Garden of Eden, next to a stream. I believe it is called Paradise Stream.

In the Garden of Eden we found not one, but two apples. The Truth of the matter is, neither Love nor i ate either apple this time. Love saved the apples and fed them to the beasts a little later.

I can’t tell you all that happened while we were there, but i can tell you that we were very happy the whole time. I’ll also let you know that the reason we were able to spend this time in Paradise was because Love had already told me that she was living a Heaven on Earth.

Riding through the Forest

After our stay in the Garden of Eden, Love wanted to go horseback riding. So we did. There was another couple that morning, and they said they would be returning to Paradise. The man was a soldier, but not just any soldier though.

This guy is a Marine, but not just any Marine. This Marine is a Marine One crew member. We had a nice chat, this Marine and i. One of the 1st things i had to ask him was what he thought of our President. He told me that President Obama was a regular guy, just like you and me (he reads ESPN news, so he may be like you – but he isn’t like me). This Marine said that President Obama showed him respect. But the Marine also told me that he didn’t respect President Obama’s politics.

You see, this Marine is a Republican and the President is a Democrat. They have a fundamentally different perspective on Government. I am a Libertarian, i have principles. Something that neither the President nor the Marine understands. Because neither understands principles, they go about their day thinking that what they do is the right thing to do. It is only the right thing to do in their own minds.
I have principles though,
and because i live by these principles,
i know that the things that i do are the right things to do.
and what happens next, i leave up to [;'/`=].

Understand this – there really is a difference between what you think, and what you know.

Plans…

How does your mind work?
Do plans unfold before your eyes?
or
Do your plans always come together?

The 1st guy i asked this question of, simply asked me which came 1st,
The Chicken or the Egg?
But that is an easy question to answer.
God created the one, and God creates the other.
But it is Man that makes the plans.
So, i ask, when does a plan unfold,
and when does a plan come together?
And when do they happen all at once?

Paradise, The Garden of Eden, and Heaven

more information coming soon.

Who should you believe, the Cavemen, or Sid?

Love has dragged me to many caves since we have been together,
i’m indifferent about caves, she likes them for some reason;
Love knows that i could just as well live in a cave though,
but she also knows that i choose to live with her instead.

I know of a couple other guys that were in a couple of caves. One guy was supposedly crucified, thrown into a cave, and came back to life 3 days later. A bit hard to believe if you ask me. The other guy helped to create a book. He was 1st told to do this while sitting in a cave.

So, we now have 3 guys who for one reason or another can be associated with caves. They are our cavemen.

The other guy we’ll just call Sid. This guy led a priveliged life, with a loving wife, but decided to walk away from it all. He spent many years searching for something, but never finding it. Eventually, this man sat below a tree and saw many wonderous things. Some of these things, you may have never heard about. Does that make them any less real?

So anyway, the 3 cavemen tell you there is a God, and the guy sitting at the base of that tree tells you there is no God.  Who is correct? Should it matter?

Fact of the matter though, is that all these beings have been saying the same thing. Yet 2 of these beings have no clue what happens next; 2 of these beings can be associated with the written word; and 2 of these beings can be associated with the spoken word.
And one of these beings is all 3. Do you know who is who?

Yet if they were standing hear before you now, we would all tell you the same thing.

Peaceful thoughts, create peaceful actions;
One creates happiness within, and the other does no harm.
The only other creating we should be doing is procreating.
Try and leave all other creation up to that Universal Truth.

Buddha couldn’t give it a Name;
Jesus’s followers think he is the Name;
Mohammed’s followers call Him Allah;
Allah is the more perfect name, because it is El and it’s reflection;
but i have no problem with using another name, if we so decide. 

We should probably decide soon though. Don’t you think?

I almost forgot…

Not that it should matter to anybody, but i just took my annual hearing test, here at work. Based on my original or last revised baseline, both of my ears have shown no change in hearing.  That should be a good sign.
I asked the technician what would happen if a person clicked the button, but there wasn’t any sound being generated. She told me that it would not effect the test.  The fact still remains, i know i haven’t been hearing any voices.

You must decide the following:

The fact that i tested the same as last year, means that i must not be hearing any voices this year. Don’t you think they would have intruded on my test results?

or….

I’ve been hearing all sorts of voices, and the test would not recognize this, no matter how many times i clicked the button.

And finally,

If you click on all the links in this blog, and that blog,
will you begin to hear voices?

If this possibility frightens you, just click on this link instead.

 

My state of mind, or…

What State is your mind in?

I had to drive to Indiana the other day. It was moving day for my daughter, Design. I am lucky to be blessed with many good friends, and Banks is one of them.  A quick email to my friend and he was ready & willing to lend a hand. That’s what friends do, isn’t it?

Banks & i drove in opposite directions to arrive in Indiana. We met up at Coney Island, and then we both jumped in Banks vehicle, and rolled on down the road. Banks was in control now, and i was at his mercy.
Thankfully, i trust this Bank like my brother, i’d even trust him with my money. All the other Banks i know of are just a necessary evil in today’s society.  If those Banks where as honest as the Banks i know, we wouldn’t be in the predicament you seem to think we are in today.  If you build anything on a foundation of lies, the building will eventually come tumbling down.

As i was saying, my friend Banks was in control now. I had nothing to worry about though, we were on a mutually agreed upon mission, and were just trying to find the right location.

We ended up stopping at a park, and Banks parked the vehicle. As we headed off into the woods to complete our mission, we quite naturally began to talk. Before updating the minutia in each others lives,
and making plans for a future that may never come,
i wanted Banks to help me with a question i have been struggling with for quite some time.

You see, i had been agnostic for quite some time. Recently some shit has been happening in my life, that has caused me to question this belief.  The answers i was giving myself were a bit unsettling, so i needed some help to settle things.

Previously, i had some coworkers help me out with this question. After a brief demonstration, the 3 of us agreed, at least for the moment, that there is a Universal Truth. We agreed not to give this Truth a name.  This helped me in my search immensely, but i still wanted to know if there is a God.

While i wanted to know if there was a God, all Banks wanted to know about was  our doGz. That makes sense i suppose, because Banks already has a God. Although Banks is allergic to doGz, he likes them just the same.

I hope he would agree with me when i say that if you can’t have God in your life,  try getting a doG before you try to raise a family. If you and the doG can get along, there may be hope for mankind yet.

Anyway, back to the story:

while we were walking in the woods, i posed this question to Banks:

Am i a god? Banks said NO;
Am i crazy? Banks said NO again;

Therefore, i concluded that there is indeed a God. Banks agreed, and didn’t have to ask me if he was crazy or a god.

This is how a Universal Truth, becomes God, and God is the Universal Truth.

Now, try this in a roomful of people. Either you will all agree on some sort of Universal Truth, or you will have some gods and crazy people in the room.

What would you prefer?

What state of the union did this discussion happen in?

What is the state of our union?

and what State is your mind in right now?

it is 2:40 and i am me

btw everybody, my name is Dan McFarling and i have typed all these words myself. God Willing, you will eventually understand what i’m tryin’ to tell you.
my next post should be about:
My state of mind,
or
What State is your mind in?
stay tuned in!

FOXNews.com – You’re Part Caveman, Say Scientists

A wise old friend of mine stopped by a moment ago. He’s from Liberia, and we chat from time to time. We were discussing the news today. Scientists say that you’re part caveman. Actually, read the article closely and you’ll discover that the African is not a caveman. It would appear that the only pure man, is an African;
and the rest of us are just hybrids with a bit of caveman thrown in to cause some trouble.

When i explained this to my friend, the Liberian, he just smiled. I’da thought it’d get more of a rise out of the man. But as i said, he’s wise, and understands this:

To have true liberty, one must free the mind, but we all still need a little space to do it in.

Might i also add this…
When a being’s mind is truly free, he stays on an even course, and needs little space in which to travel through.
That is the Liberty that True Freedom offers to all.

Alexander the Great

Have you ever heard of Alexander the Great?  Follow the link to read more about him, but remember this part:

The guy is dead, Greece is in turmoil, and you’re still fighting with each other.

Some things never change.

But if you want to make change happen it’s not Alexander you have to learn from. What you need is a lesson from Alice.

Whether you get your lesson from Alice in Wonderland,
or you get your lesson from Alice in Chains,
The Truth of the Reality is that nothing ever Changes.

When you understand this,
then you can join the rest of us in Alice’s Restaurant.

If you don’t have a clue what i’m talkin’ ’bout…

visit a coffeeshop for your answers!

So, you say you’re already an Alice? You can take the journey also, but if you would rather not, that is no problem either.
Please, just sit back, relax, and don’t worry ’bout a thing.

Wouldn’t you rather have an Alexander in charge who became Alice for a moment? 

Mind you, there’s not a thing wrong with having Alice in charge, but she should at least understand Alexander.

to tell the truth…

You’ll find my blogs more fun and educational if you click on the links. I know it takes time to cover all the material, see the sights, and feel the music, but honestly, i’ve done this for a reason – we are that reason, and now is the season.

I’ll also let you know that i update pages from time to time. I just updated my hallucination page. I saw something yesterday, and had to update that page.
Sometimes the text has been changed, sometimes the links have been changed, and sometimes the audiovisuals have been changed.
Sometimes the change appears to be an addition, but it’s not. You see, i don’t create most of the material. The only thing i create is this blog, and that blog. I did help create my two wonderful daughters, Fate & Design, but Love actually gave birth to them. Everything else has been created by you. Don’t you think it would be a good idea if you understood creation, before you went off and created anything of your own?

Wow, can my thoughts drift! I started that paragraph talking about updating my two blogs, and ended by writing about creation and the birth of Fate & Design, the children that Love and i conceived.  Even though our thoughts can drift from time to time, they tend to drift towards happiness. Happiness must be a stronger magnet, but we all must be magnetized first.