I’ve been smoking dope for years, and i’ve never seen any hallucinations. To be upfront with you, i’ll also let you know that i have taken magic mushrooms, peyote, and LSD – but it has been years, and years ago. I’ve never had any sort of a flash back in my life.

Well, just a few moments ago i thought i saw the future in a plate of whirled peas & kishka.

Then again, maybe  the future was in the cream of chicken soup i had a moment later. The soup had peas in it also.

Damn, another one! I was driving to work, and stopped at Wendy’s for a burger. I ordered the value bacon cheeseburger. I forgot to say, “hold the tomato“, and didn’t realize it, until i bit into the thing. That’s when i had the flashback - or was it a flash forward? I don’t know, i’ll have to think about it a bit.

remind me to tell you more later…

While you are waiting, you could crawl on over to my coffeeshop. I must warn you though, you’ll read some crap that may be unbelievable to you.

If you are honest with yourself, and the world;
You’ll understand the words, and be happy. You’ll know that I’m already stoned immaculate.

If you are less than honest with yourself, and the world;
You may not be so happy, you may even not understand. We are all sorry for that, but that is your problem, not ours.

Join us please, there is always room for another. If you can’t join us, that’s cool, just don’t even think of harming any one of us…

Just because we are a laid back bunch, doesn’t mean we won’t defend ourselves.