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Now that you Know the TRUTH about God’s name,
it’s time for REALITY to bite back.
There’s a REASON for this – and it’s not because god is pissed.
The REASON is simply because i can, & i’m not alone, i’ve got my Will power.

my Will enjoys a good laugh, and that is REASON enough for me.
Therefore, i’d like to form a trinity,
with billy, sarah & me. Billy made a movie about Religion,
Sarah made a movie about JESUS.
I saw a movie called Pirate Radio.
I feel like i’m everybody in the movie, but in REALITY,
i identify with the black guy – we’ve got the same name.

Now Sarah thinks Jesus is Magic, i know him as a prophet.
Do you think we both have our heads up our butts?
If you’ve seen my picture,  you know that my head is right were it belongs.

I haven’t seen sarah’s butt, but in REALITY i wouldn’t mind. Hell, i bet it’d be just fine. Sarah is one of those people who thinks she was ‘CHOSEN’ – who the fork chose those people, i certainly didn’t.  But i’ve now chosen Sarah, what do you think we should do to her now?  Let your imagination run wild!

And then there’s my friend Billy. Not Billy Bob, but Billy Maher. He’s another one of those people. You know, in their mind, they think they were chosen.
In REALITY, they have been chosen – it seems that they get chosen a lot. Sometimes people chose themselves, and sometimes someone else chooses them.  What do you think?

If you do your research you’ll discover that chosen wasn’t the 1st word on the subject – Treasured is the word that i found. Is there any doubt in your mind that Billy and Sarah have gotten their treasure. What about all those other chosen people?  Do they have enough treasure already?  When do you think they will share?

Anyway, back to my friend Billy. He’s one funny chosen person. Not that i chose him to be funny. Did you choose him to be funny? Do you think he is Universally liked? I think not.
I suppose if you were an atheist you may find him funny though. If you had a clue about what was TRUE, or if you were simply searching for TRUTH you may not find him funny. But In REALITY he doesn’t give a shit about you.

He’s one of those people tryin’to get head.  I mean get ahead.  Of course you realize for everybody getting head, somebody has to give it. And for everybody who is getting ahead, there are all of us just tryin to survive who are left behind.  When a guy is a dick, it doesn’t matter if you kneel in front of him, or bend over – he’s got somethin’ for either end. Don’t you worry your little head – a good book has told me we’ll all get ours in the end. Do you think Billy is ready?

I am, are you?

What the hell, if you think you were chosen – you probably don’t give a shit about the rest of us. Do you?

So, if SARAH and Billy don’t like what i’ve said -tough shit. IT’s all the TRUTH.
But if they’d like to chat with me, i’m ready willing and able.  I’ll leave the cane at home.  I don’t need anything to hit them with…

You see, I’ve got REALITY, and TRUTH – they’ve got some sort of comedy schtick.

When i get done with those chosen two, maybe you’ll understand the REASON why nobody is chosen.

So, if you’d like to see a trinity, why not let it be
Sarah, Billy, and ME!

It’ll be so much fun!  I’ll just hang out with my friends and wait for their call.
If you can’t wait, then get them on the phone and tell them you want to see what happens next…
I don’t have a clue, but those guys will tell you anything. I’m just gonna’ tell you the TRUTH – whether you forkin’ like it or not.

Then again, maybe i’m just ‘immaculately stoned’!

Will you Listen to Reason?

Hear is the text, the voices Will be along any moment now:

REASON listens to Will, and has submitted to HIS Will.

Will you do either?

Hi, this is the voice of reason talking to you. HOPE all is well with you and your loved ones, but if it isn’t – there’s nothing i can do to CHANGE that.
If all is not well in your world, there is a REASON for this. You are not thinking hard enough, or you may be thinking too hard. I can hardly know which one it is – it’s your mind not mine.

I can only tell you this – look at REALITY for what it is, and then tell yourself the TRUTH of what you see. This is the course of action i submitted to many years ago. And now, i’ve simply submitted to God’s Will.

i know that what you hear may not be pleasant to your ears, so listen to what Will has to say:

Peace be with you all! And i HOPE you all get a piece! or maybe just a little CHANGE is all you need.  Listen to REASON, he knows what he talks about!  He knows there’s a Universal Truth:

  • you were born,
  • you are now alive -
  • but you will die any moment!

He’s some sort of master mind, who seems to have mastered his mind.
Go figure?

While he may not have a plan, in REALITY he has a REASON – and that reason is the TRUTH.

so don’t be a jerk – Now REASON and I must get back to work!

Thanx Will! He’s got a Hell of a voice, don’t you agree?
I HOPE they understood, but some people may never CHANGE.
by THE WAY, my brothers, sisters, friends, and fiends -
Know this – the booming voice of Will, was not the voice of GOD’s Will.
Only madmen talk to God! God doesn’t need to talk to anybody. If you want to talk to Will, you are Free to do so, but in REALITY God Will not talk to you. What REASON would he have? He’s already given you a REASON to Submit to His Will, and a Prophet to believe in.

Now what Will you do in the next moment? Do you have a clue what He will do after everybody’s last moment?

If Not, you’d better find a good book that tells you. Not some book created by committee – but a book created by God’s Will – and delivered by his Angel.

If that isn’t REASON enough – then simply sit in a corner and think about nothing.  UM, That should please you, and get you out of our way.
a Win-Win situation, at least for the moment.

Remember this – a mind at peace with itself, Will cause actions that are peaceful in REALITY. If you do this, you will have no REASON to worry about the future. And your TRUTH will be hear now.

Will you listen to REASON? if not, Will you read what’s on his blog? It is there you will find his passion.

But you still may not listen to Reason or Will. C’est la vie.
try getting stoned first, then read what is in REALITY – Daniel’s TRUTH (with God by his side, he didn’t slay the lions – but he did lay with the lions and the lions never bit Daniel).

Get back to us when your mind is settled. Or stop by the coffeeshop and help the world discover the REALITY behind the TRUTH, or the TRUTH behind the REALITY – it’s all in your mind, you do know?

peace be with you always!

You should always try to be aware,
of what you say & do out there.

To be aware of all i say, you’ll just have to join the Club.

The Channels that you watch, and the Channels that you visit,
Are the thoughts that enter into your mind,
and then begin to quiz it.

Hear are the thoughts of the GHOSTs in the MACHINE.
All of them are friends of mine, so don’t none of you be mean!
Show them compassion, because you really don’t need to fear them,
They Truly are harmless, as long as you don’t forget to feed them.

For my words to this discussion,
this link,
Will open the locks.
But i warn you now, you may despair,
because it’s mostly incomprehensible bollocks.

I’m sorry if my last post may have offended you. I know not where you live, or when you view my blog. I don’t know you personally, although i feel that i do.

Nevertheless, our cultures and religions may not be the same,
for this, it is possible, that i’ve offended you, or some other name.

This is not my intention, but if you want someone to blame,
Blame Last Hamlet, if you Will, and no other Name.
My Friend was a strong man, but now he is dead,
He still wants you happy, keep that thought in your head!

So forget about the picture, hear what Danny,
Really would have said,
even if it came from this Danny,
and it was all in my head.

You may have read about the doGZ,
i’ve told you in my blog;
But do you know the EYE in the SKY?

If you know Danny, than you just may know him.
You can even call him, the Pie in the SKY.

If you don’t know either,
this is what you should do before you die,

Take RESPONSIBILITY for your FREEDOM,

and your FREEDOM will be your TRUTH,

but the TRUTH to the REALITY,

can be read in a book, or my blog, or even heard in a voice,

but understand this, it was not some committee.

Just a picture, and a few words

but look close, something is missing.

"In all my Glory" or "Hey, what an ASS"

As i am born, so i will die. What you see is what you get.

Don’t ask me what is on the other side of the mirrors,
I’m looking at what has happened, from the front and from the rear.
But there is something missing from this picture.

What you see in the middle is my Reality,
but the TRUTH is in my I.D.
and still there’s something missing, if you really look and See.

The EYE in THE SKY has the picture that may be missing,
Who put it there is anybodies guess, or maybe you are wishing,
But the Reason for this Being, is my LOVE, who i’m always kissing!

she forbids me to tell you any more. . .

And that, in Reality,
Truly is, the score!

What you see below, is just a drawing.
That man is not real, even from the front,
When you look at God’s creation,
Whether in your home, or as a Nation,
do you think you know what you’re looking at?
or is what you’re looking at, an abomination?
If you stay true to a document,
make sure it is a monument,
To the TRUTH and also, REALITY.

This is something you must decide,
because the punishment, may come from your hide.

You can’t leave it to a committee, it is yours and yours alone,
decide right now, and choose your source, before you’re just a bone. . .

head.
Please, my friend, WILL you try to decide,
before you are actually dead?

this is not me

who made this sketch, for it is not me?

We are at a Junction…

And there’s a man i know, who is moving kinda slow!

We all move slow from time to time, and that is okay. Look to the doGz, let them be your guide. Now, i don’t know about the boxer, we put him in a cage. But the Lady, who is a bitch, took the journey fine. You could even say she was an angel. Just ask Love.

This man i know, likes to say NO. When i say yes, he’s always in the NO, but he thinks he really knows, which way the wind blows.  He should leave these things to a Natural Mystic.  But, he thinks he’s self-aware.

I’ve asked this friend, this man of NO, what does he mean? Unfortunately he won’t answer me, yet he types on an on. Now, i don’t mind at all because i’m just killin’ time, and this friend i know, this man of NO, must be killin’ time too. What the hell should it matter to you?

It shouldn’t really, but some people think a train wreck is coming, and we all like a good show.   To be honest with you, i really don’t care. As i’ve said all along, i’m just killin’ time. Have you killed anybody in your time? Let’s hope not – for i think you should fry, and so does LOVE.

Assuming that you’re just a small fry, but a peaceful guy just the same, the fact of the reality is that we’re all playing a game. The Small fry, and the big doG, are really about the same, it’s what’s in the mirror that matters in this game.

This man i know, who moves kinda slow, isn’t a small fry and isn’t a doG. He’s a puppy, and as puppies often do, he can muck things up.  What do you do with a puppy? You train him. Once the puppy is trained, then the puppy should behave. But we never know, the puppy is still just a doG.  And a doG is not a God.  We are not gods either, but we are God’s people. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US. Whether you like it, or not.

So at this junction what should we do?
We don’t want to be puppies, mucking things up;
We are not doGz, so we can’t be our own guides;
And we are not Seals.

Just like puppies, and doGz, seals can be trained.  But, you must know how to train them. Read a good book on the subject, and follow the directions.  There’s a Great Seal that i know of, and it had it’s own directions. Unfortunately, people keep changing them . This confuses the seals, the doGz, & the people – but not the GOD. You SEE, GOD doesn’t need to change a thing. Everything is just as HE planned it. You just haven’t been paying attention, while you’ve been paying for all your goodies.

That’s okay, as i said, we’re at the Junction, of Truth & Reality!  You actually need to think for yourself while you are hear.  I can’t train you, you are a person and not a doG, nor a Seal. And anyway, this is just a blog – who do you think i am?

So, in parting i’d like to ask you this. Would you rather be a person, a Seal, or a doG?  you’ll never be a GOD, nor will i.

I know i’m a Person, who has nothing to hide,
and has submitted to the Will of God,
and now i live by instinct,
and trust the future to know ONE.

I’ll just let it happen!

My Video, and The Contest…

i’m creating a video fo a contest i’m entering. The video can only last a brief moment, so i had to say a lot in a short time. Some people may find the video confusing, but it’s not incomprehensible bollocks. I’m sure even a drug addled simpleton can understand after i explain it all hear:

Hi, I’m Dan McFarling, I’m 51 years old, and live near Hazleton, PA. I work in facilities maintenance, you might even say that I’m a jack of all trades. One of my current projects at my paying job, is relamping the facility so everybody can see a bit more clearly. This is my video resume, I hope you like what you hear – and just maybe, my words will help you see more clearly too. I believe that a traditional talk show, needs a wild card in the dealers chair. If you’d like to see & hear this, then I’m your man.

I was just in Chicago the other day, and had my first taste of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza;
Wow, that stuff was great!

Hopefully, I can entice you into trying your first taste of my Deep Thinking. Hear is just a bit of what is on my mind, at the moment:

While rafts float effortlessly in the river of Reality[this is a reference to Buddhism];
It is the pillars that supports the TRUTH [this is a reference to Islam];
And yet, the fact of the matter is this:

I’m Dan the Man and I’m hear to tell you that -
Truth is Reality;
You may believe that a doG is the Reason [a phrase you may have heard, slightly modified];
But what I really think is that doGz have Reasons [this phrase is modified].

Now that may sound like Deep doodoo to you,
but if you do understand those words, you may understand everything else I say,
and if you do not understand those words,
you haven’t discovered enough of the world, why not let me be your guide.

The Truth is, I’m actually a really Sharp [i work for Sharp Corporation] Cracker [i'm one of only 3 who worked for Keebler in the same building],
And the Reality is, i was just an elf [i used to work for Keebler Corp, the elf is their mascot] at an earlier time in my life.

There are many elves [i have a 'Grumpy' muscle shirt] in this world, but only one reality.
My true friends know exactly what kind of elf I was [as i mentioned, a Keebler elf],
You will need to do your research to discover who I am at the moment [i actually go by many names, if you think about it - we all do].

I Hope that my words have made you curious, and that you’ll want to seek out more.
I have Faith that what I tell you is true, because I know the Reality of which I speak.

So, I’m ready to talk to anybody, and listen to what they have to say,
Once I hear what you have said, then we can begin the conversation…

Once the conversation starts, we’ll see where it goes.
I’m willing to talk to anybody, and my friends are always willing to talk to me,
Some of these friends are my 3 wise men, the Liberian, the Jamaican, and the African-American [i work with the Liberian & African-American, the Jamaican works with my wife - taking care of the less fortunate beings in this life].
But I also have 3 stooges [my cousins] in my life, and honestly, I really have learned from them too.
The Truth of the matter is, I’ve learned from everybody, and I’m still learning. Have you stopped learning?

When our conversation really gets going, I just might bring some friends along for the discussion. This is how we all come together to talk about whatever it is you want to talk about.

I’ll just be the conduit, for getting at the reality, that in actuality, is the Truth.

So, please vote for my video and we can start the conversation.

I must close for now, but will Thank you for your time and consideration,

My closing wish for you is that all be well with you and your Loved ones.

Know that we are doing just fine at the moment.

Oh, and if any of this is confusing to you,
just hunt me down,
and I’ll give you all the answers.

I’m Back…

I have returned from visiting the Father. More details to come.
I will let you know this though, my Father told me of Destiny, and Her Child. And i was able to spend time with one of the “Three Stooges“.

More to come, but i’ve got my work to do at the moment. Be patient, our work continues without effort

Hear i am, again.
I learned a lot while at my Father’s place, and now, hopefully, i will try and tell you what happened.
As you should already know, i don’t know what will happen next – nobody does!
I’m just guessing, based on what i already know – and that is what we all do. Now admittedly, the Father has said (and i quote!), that i indeed, “know everything”, and that is the TRUTH.
But “Design” has said that “I think i know everything“, and that is the Reality. Do you know what the difference is? I certainly do.

Anyway, on our journey to the Father’s place, we stopped in Chicago. We managed to walk along the shore, and met a couple of guys. These guys have been best of friends for quite some time, and evidently enjoyed each others company. We enjoyed their company too. They helped us find some Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, and this Deep Thinker thanked them for it.

The Father didn’t want us to bring our doGz, he didn’t want them in his house. He does believe that God is with him though.
Anyway, we didn’t bring the Boxer, he is a bit rambunctious. We brought the Lady, even though she’s a bitch – she was almost a perfect angel on this trip. We ended up staying in an interesting community. At the local University, the Parson went out of business, and the Guru took over. The Guru‘s crew has done a decent job with the place – even though the Guru is dead.  The only complaint i would have, is that they’ve erected a “Tower of Invincibility” dedicated to the Guru’s Truth, but the Guru wasn’t invincible, since he is dead.
How is your Guru doin’? Some of my Guru’s are dead, and the rest of my Guru’s are alive.
I try and learn from all of them, each and every moment. Do you?

While visiting the Father, we discussed old times, topics of the day, and the Father was worried about his future.
I told him that in Reality, there is nothing to worry about. The future will happen – and that is the God’s honest Truth.

We got together with my other relatives that live close to my Father. We had wonderful moments together. We even celibrated my Father’s birthday, even though the day wasn’t his day of Birth. Ultimately though, does it really matter when or where any of us was born?
The fact of the matter is, we are all hear at the moment.

On our last evening, we visited “Curly”. “Curly” is one of my cousins – they are the 3 Stooges in my life. Many years ago, i lived with the 3 Stooges, their Father, and Mother. Their Father has passed away now, but their Mother is still with us. She is a deeply religious woman, who spends much of her moments with others who believe as she does.

Because their Father has died, and the fact that their home needs much work, their Mother needs assistance. “Curly” is close to his Mother, and his helping as best as he can. “Curly” told us (and “Love” will confirm this), that the other Stooges are balking at helping. They think they have to Tithe to some Church, before they should help their Mother.
I wonder if they would think the same way, if their Mother,
was a Father, a Son, or just some Ghost? What do you think?

I asked my 3 wise men, and hear is what they had to say:

The African-American said that he would help his mother first,
and that his church would also want to help his mother;
The Jamaican thought for a moment and said, we should help our mothers first,
Because without a Mother, there would be no Us;
The Liberian said that we must help our Mothers first,
Your Mother is the one who fed you, and wiped your ass!
The Truth of the Reality is that it is your Mother who’s got your back,
Your Father is actually just one of the guys!

I asked the “most educated” man i know, and he also said that we must help our Parents first – he learned everything he knows from the person who taught him well – his FATHER. And His Father used the Koran to teach him. He did not use somebody’s bible – compiled by some committee that i don’t even know.

Shit Happens!

Of course Shit Happens. We all know this. The fact is, not everybody can leave the shit alone when it happens. Why is this so?

Because most people haven’t learned their lessons about shit. I hope to clarify shit for you right hear. If i don’t clear up this shit for you, you can always say that God causes the shit to happen. Remember though, God doesn’t shit, he just makes it happen.

Where do we start when we talk about shit happening. If we try to start at the beginning, some crazy guy will ask what happened before then.
When that happens, look the crazy guy in the eye, and tell him you don’t know what happened first – it must have been God.
If the crazy guy tells you that you are wrong, tell the crazy guy that if it wasn’t [';/`-=] – it must have been the crazy guy who took the first shit.

Now that we have agreed that shit really happens, what comes next? Obviously, more shit happens next. As shit keeps happening, eventually we end up with a big pile of shit.

Hopefully you can see clearly that once shit happens, it is a natural process – shit causes more shit to happen, and it just keeps on happening.  If you can understand this simple little explanation, then you now understand where the shit came from.

Now that you (hopefully) understand where shit came from, and how that shit manages to keep piling up – i suppose your next question would be, What do we do with all this shit?

BTW, just as shit happens sequentially, so does the TRUTH. They both happen – one step at a time. When this is shit, it just piles up;
But  when it is the truth, the only thing that piles up are the memories.

Personally, i don’t care what you do with all your shit.  In an ideal world, you wouldn’t care what i do with my shit either. Unfortunately, you think we don’t live in an ideal world. More than likely, you’ve got some sort of problem with my shit. If that is true, it is probably because you don’t understand the TRUTH.
Try my Tweets for a little TRUTH,
You’re at this blog for the unvarnished TRUTH,
You can visit my other blog for the deeper TRUTH,

or just crawl on over to the coffeeshop where we can get at the TRUTH together.
The shit can wait, can’t it?

You don’t understand the TRUTH, because your memories just get piled in your mind, like your shit gets piled in your life.
If you remember your memories in the proper order, you will understand TRUTH;
When you understand TRUTH, you will know what to do with your pile of shit.
When we all understand TRUTH, we will know what to do with much of the shit that has piled up;
and the shit we don’t understand, we’ll just leave up to [;'/`].

The worst thing you can do with shit though, is to let somebody else take care of it. How can you be sure some shithead will do what you expect?

I’ll tell you this – i’ve voted in every election since i was 18, and i have never voted in an election for a shithead that won that election (i have voted for a politician that now presides though) .
Probably because i don’t vote for shitheads, i vote for  a principle. That principle is Freedom.

Free to do whatever shit i want to do,
Responsible for any worries i may have about shit,
And being responsible for all the shit that i may cause to happen.

Paradise, the Garden of Eden, & Heaven

You know what? The way these blogs operate you end up getting the story in reverse order.  If you have just joined the blog you will now find out about Paradise, The Garden of Eden, & Heaven. If you have been following the blog for a bit longer, you should have been anticipating this entry.  Sometimes anticipation can be a good thing, sometimes not.

Nevertheless, whatever the case, we have returned…

So, what can i tell you about these places?
I can tell you that Love and i were in Paradise just a moment ago. We were in the Garden of Eden, next to a stream. I believe it is called Paradise Stream.

In the Garden of Eden we found not one, but two apples. The Truth of the matter is, neither Love nor i ate either apple this time. Love saved the apples and fed them to the beasts a little later.

I can’t tell you all that happened while we were there, but i can tell you that we were very happy the whole time. I’ll also let you know that the reason we were able to spend this time in Paradise was because Love had already told me that she was living a Heaven on Earth.

Riding through the Forest

After our stay in the Garden of Eden, Love wanted to go horseback riding. So we did. There was another couple that morning, and they said they would be returning to Paradise. The man was a soldier, but not just any soldier though.

This guy is a Marine, but not just any Marine. This Marine is a Marine One crew member. We had a nice chat, this Marine and i. One of the 1st things i had to ask him was what he thought of our President. He told me that President Obama was a regular guy, just like you and me (he reads ESPN news, so he may be like you – but he isn’t like me). This Marine said that President Obama showed him respect. But the Marine also told me that he didn’t respect President Obama’s politics.

You see, this Marine is a Republican and the President is a Democrat. They have a fundamentally different perspective on Government. I am a Libertarian, i have principles. Something that neither the President nor the Marine understands. Because neither understands principles, they go about their day thinking that what they do is the right thing to do. It is only the right thing to do in their own minds.
I have principles though,
and because i live by these principles,
i know that the things that i do are the right things to do.
and what happens next, i leave up to [;'/`=].

Understand this – there really is a difference between what you think, and what you know.

Plans…

How does your mind work?
Do plans unfold before your eyes?
or
Do your plans always come together?

The 1st guy i asked this question of, simply asked me which came 1st,
The Chicken or the Egg?
But that is an easy question to answer.
God created the one, and God creates the other.
But it is Man that makes the plans.
So, i ask, when does a plan unfold,
and when does a plan come together?
And when do they happen all at once?

Paradise, The Garden of Eden, and Heaven

more information coming soon.

Who should you believe, the Cavemen, or Sid?

Love has dragged me to many caves since we have been together,
i’m indifferent about caves, she likes them for some reason;
Love knows that i could just as well live in a cave though,
but she also knows that i choose to live with her instead.

I know of a couple other guys that were in a couple of caves. One guy was supposedly crucified, thrown into a cave, and came back to life 3 days later. A bit hard to believe if you ask me. The other guy helped to create a book. He was 1st told to do this while sitting in a cave.

So, we now have 3 guys who for one reason or another can be associated with caves. They are our cavemen.

The other guy we’ll just call Sid. This guy led a priveliged life, with a loving wife, but decided to walk away from it all. He spent many years searching for something, but never finding it. Eventually, this man sat below a tree and saw many wonderous things. Some of these things, you may have never heard about. Does that make them any less real?

So anyway, the 3 cavemen tell you there is a God, and the guy sitting at the base of that tree tells you there is no God.  Who is correct? Should it matter?

Fact of the matter though, is that all these beings have been saying the same thing. Yet 2 of these beings have no clue what happens next; 2 of these beings can be associated with the written word; and 2 of these beings can be associated with the spoken word.
And one of these beings is all 3. Do you know who is who?

Yet if they were standing hear before you now, we would all tell you the same thing.

Peaceful thoughts, create peaceful actions;
One creates happiness within, and the other does no harm.
The only other creating we should be doing is procreating.
Try and leave all other creation up to that Universal Truth.

Buddha couldn’t give it a Name;
Jesus’s followers think he is the Name;
Mohammed’s followers call Him Allah;
Allah is the more perfect name, because it is El and it’s reflection;
but i have no problem with using another name, if we so decide. 

We should probably decide soon though. Don’t you think?

I almost forgot…

Not that it should matter to anybody, but i just took my annual hearing test, here at work. Based on my original or last revised baseline, both of my ears have shown no change in hearing.  That should be a good sign.
I asked the technician what would happen if a person clicked the button, but there wasn’t any sound being generated. She told me that it would not effect the test.  The fact still remains, i know i haven’t been hearing any voices.

You must decide the following:

The fact that i tested the same as last year, means that i must not be hearing any voices this year. Don’t you think they would have intruded on my test results?

or….

I’ve been hearing all sorts of voices, and the test would not recognize this, no matter how many times i clicked the button.

And finally,

If you click on all the links in this blog, and that blog,
will you begin to hear voices?

If this possibility frightens you, just click on this link instead.

 

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